Crime Fashion Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm trying to dress less traditional thug and more smart criminal."

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

'Make it look like an accident.'

Ignorance of the Law

Gangster's To-Do List

A convict escaping during the press scrum

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

Exposed and imprisoned.

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

Gullboy and Pigeonman

Bank Robbery Statistics

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

'Emotional blackmail.'

"I hate when this happens."

"I'm going out for beef chow mein - want anything?"

You know retail is in a bad way when...

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

"It's a puzzling case, Watson. For all I know, the culprit could be staring me right in the face."

'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'