Crime-solving Fashionista Gifts

"Perhaps THESE are what you're looking for, Professor Moriarty?"

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

'After you with the camouflage.'

Hipster Police Department

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

"I hear this place is a hotbed of international pancakes."

"I'm looking for something that won't say anything about me."

"If we're the Serious Fraud Squad, how come we're looking for funny money?"

Crime-Be-Gone - Fence-O-Matic!

"Freeze, or I'll mop the floor with you!"

'I think the eyes were closer together.'

Our inquiries have hit a big wall of silence

Look at all our kids' clothing! Sneakers made in Vietnam. Pants from China. Sweaters from Thailand. Sports gear from Macau! They don't need so much stuff!! One obvious rule will stop all this consumerism. Good idea! Kids! From now on

Joe's Weight Gain: '...none of my good pants fit right now...but since we'll be sitting the whole time, I figures it wouldn't really matter...'

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

Hugo Boss is Planning a Vegan Suit!

'That's nothing like him. The bloke that beat you up was a little skinny guy.'

crime

Hmm, no, I think I prefer something off the rack.

"Sir, the William Tell burglar has struck again!"

"The suspect was described as wearing totally pedestrian bluejeans, an indifferent gray sweatshirt, and a trucker's cap, without the slightest sense of irony."

Crime scene outline on the floor of a grocery store.

"And don't think I'm gonna go easy on you just because we used to sleep together!"

"I thought we agreed - no turtlenecks after spring."

"Look, Peg, you don't really have to dress like that for computer crime."

'I thought I told you guys to take him out AT the ballgame.'

'If they kill you we won't get our bonus.'

your money or i'll blow

'I wish the captain would stop assigning me cold cases!'

First on the scene were Detective Boyd and Special Investigator Little Billy.

"Decades of calculations and we still can't figure out a standard formula for women's clothing sizes."

"The fedora looked different in your profile."

Criminal tries to fool the police.

"Clever, don't you think? It's our undercover branch."