Crime-solving Fashionista Pillows

"Perhaps THESE are what you're looking for, Professor Moriarty?"

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

'After you with the camouflage.'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

Hipster Police Department

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

"If we're the Serious Fraud Squad, how come we're looking for funny money?"

"I hear this place is a hotbed of international pancakes."

"I'm looking for something that won't say anything about me."

Crime-Be-Gone - Fence-O-Matic!

Our inquiries have hit a big wall of silence

"Freeze, or I'll mop the floor with you!"

'I think the eyes were closer together.'

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

crime

Joe's Weight Gain: '...none of my good pants fit right now...but since we'll be sitting the whole time, I figures it wouldn't really matter...'

'That's nothing like him. The bloke that beat you up was a little skinny guy.'

"Sir, the William Tell burglar has struck again!"

Crime scene outline on the floor of a grocery store.

"The suspect was described as wearing totally pedestrian bluejeans, an indifferent gray sweatshirt, and a trucker's cap, without the slightest sense of irony."

"I thought we agreed - no turtlenecks after spring."

'If they kill you we won't get our bonus.'

"Look, Peg, you don't really have to dress like that for computer crime."

your money or i'll blow

"And don't think I'm gonna go easy on you just because we used to sleep together!"

'I wish the captain would stop assigning me cold cases!'

First on the scene were Detective Boyd and Special Investigator Little Billy.

"Decades of calculations and we still can't figure out a standard formula for women's clothing sizes."

"I always thought his mum dressed him."

"The fedora looked different in your profile."

"Man, I just HATE these police grillings!"

Criminal tries to fool the police.