Fashion Savvy Crime Fighter Pillows

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Slow Night

Violent Crime Statistics

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

'Oh no! They've been pinched.'

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

Gullboy and Pigeonman

The Lavender Dot - Part Five

Police T.V. Appeal, "It's the new softy softy approach!"

Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.

The Ferguson Effect

"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."

New York City, the Bronx, and another successful Vice Squad raid comes to wraps (real vices used for arresting criminals).

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

The Professionals.

'Ugh. Every single day.'

"Don't fall for it, Dogman!"

"If we're the Serious Fraud Squad, how come we're looking for funny money?"

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

A Gun Proposes to Violence.

"Policing's not what it was..."

'These police cuts have gone too far.'