Fashion Savvy Crime Fighter Pillows

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Slow Night

Violent Crime Statistics

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

Gullboy and Pigeonman

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

'Oh no! They've been pinched.'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Police T.V. Appeal, "It's the new softy softy approach!"

"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."

'Ugh. Every single day.'

"If we're the Serious Fraud Squad, how come we're looking for funny money?"

New York City, the Bronx, and another successful Vice Squad raid comes to wraps (real vices used for arresting criminals).

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

"Don't fall for it, Dogman!"

A Gun Proposes to Violence.

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

Crime-Be-Gone - Fence-O-Matic!

"Policing's not what it was..."

'These police cuts have gone too far.'