Crime-fighting Fan Pillows

"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."

"Hold on – I was putting my card in upside down."

The Lavender Dot - Part Six

Police T.V. Appeal, "It's the new softy softy approach!"

Police Feline Unit

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Billy. The Kid.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

Police film evidence

Robber on treadmill

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Yeah, forensics tested the carpet sample and found something alright - but it wasn't blood,,, Any guess what it might have been, Mr McGruff'

'We've got a new DNA database...'

Gullboy and Pigeonman

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

Superhero with Acrophobia

'Look, Dad! It's a masked, super hero.'

The Lavender Dot - Part Five

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'Okay, one time, but just remember who the evil twin in this family really is.'

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"

The Professionals.

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

"If we're the Serious Fraud Squad, how come we're looking for funny money?"

Crime-Be-Gone - Fence-O-Matic!

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

"Police Dept Agnes 153216 Disorderly Pecking" "Police Dept Agnes 153216 Disorderly Pecking" "Police Dept Bucky 141338 Burglary, Wooden Leg" "Police Dept Bucky 141338 Burglary, Wooden Leg"

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'Bad dog, no police doggy biscuit.'

"Freeze, or I'll mop the floor with you!"