Crime Fighter Enthusiast Pillows

'I want a change from sniffing for drugs. I want to get into rooting out white collar crime.'

Gullboy and Pigeonman

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

What's 'e done, Governor?

'I was about to push him off the building when Captain Crimefighter arrived and did it for me. He saved me from administrative duty!'

'Go on son, you could really make your mark here...'

'Actually, it's a fake, but I've never been mugged.'

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Don't editorialize."

Police film evidence

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Slow Night

Violent Crime Statistics

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimefighter."

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'