Crimefighter Fanatic Pillows

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Don't editorialize."

"True crime meets reality TV"

Slow Night

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Police film evidence

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

Violent Crime Statistics

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimefighter."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

Ignorance of the Law