Crime Fighter With A Twist Pillows

'What seems to be the problem officer?'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Slow Night

Violent Crime Statistics

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimefighter."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

'Oh no! They've been pinched.'

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

Gullboy and Pigeonman

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

The Lavender Dot - Part Five

Police T.V. Appeal, "It's the new softy softy approach!"

Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.

The Ferguson Effect

"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

New York City, the Bronx, and another successful Vice Squad raid comes to wraps (real vices used for arresting criminals).

'Ugh. Every single day.'

"While we do appreciate your diligence... It's not the store's policy to shoot shoplifters!"

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

A Gun Proposes to Violence.