Crime Fighter With A Twist Prints

'What seems to be the problem officer?'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Slow Night

Violent Crime Statistics

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimefighter."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

'Oh no! They've been pinched.'

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

Gullboy and Pigeonman

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

Police T.V. Appeal, "It's the new softy softy approach!"

"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

A Gun Proposes to Violence.

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

'Ugh. Every single day.'

"While we do appreciate your diligence... It's not the store's policy to shoot shoplifters!"

New York City, the Bronx, and another successful Vice Squad raid comes to wraps (real vices used for arresting criminals).

"Don't fall for it, Dogman!"