Fashion Detectives Gifts

Look at all our kids' clothing! Sneakers made in Vietnam. Pants from China. Sweaters from Thailand. Sports gear from Macau! They don't need so much stuff!! One obvious rule will stop all this consumerism. Good idea! Kids! From now on

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Girl in cow onesie.

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

Western Outfitters.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Australian Mobile Bar

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

'After you with the camouflage.'

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

Hipster Police Department

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

'Just think Nigel, if you weren't wearing grey socks and sandals this could be romantic.'

"Nobody told me it was formal."

"Arrr! I'm a product piracy victim! Someone sold me a faked parrot!"

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

'We don't care if you're ZZ Top, ties required for gentlemen.'

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

"Something a little different this time or would sir care to look like a dick again?"

"I always get stuck in the wrong line."

'Mirriam. Where on earth did you get these coat-hangers?'

The Moth Menace.

Cathy was becoming increasingly buy-curious.

"I don't care if all your friends like that. You go back and put on some more insulation, young lady!"

I didn't know there were so many gardeners. They aren't gardeners. Flower Show. He is. She isn't. She is. How can you tell? Look at their feet!

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

"No matter what one says, a safe remains a good way to keep your money safe."