Fit Detective Gifts

"...between a medium and a large - I like to call it 'Marge'."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

Micro and Macro Department,

Don't forget to read the small print.

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

'After you with the camouflage.'

Devil in the detail

Hipster Police Department

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

"Nobody told me it was formal."

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

When pedants take a break.

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

"People are always whining about food labelling, but there's NOTHING that ANYONE with a reasonable chemistry degree and maybe a PhD in pharmacology wouldn't with a little effort, be able to understand....At least a little."

Forward Planning - The key to Success

Think Zero Defects

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

"The little one? That's for small print!"

"This franchise deal looks great! But I can't see the fine print."

"This is Clint. He handles the small print!"

Not only have we been laid off, but, being small, we can crawl through air ducts with ease.

"How's this? 'Employee grants to Company, throughout the universe, the omniverse, including all fictional universes of parallel universes yet to be discovered...'"

'Do you have this in a smaller size?' - 'Is she nuts! She's way too big for that size. She'll destroy it if she tries it on...but if I don't answer her soon she'll destroy me...'

"I do, too, notice the little things, and most of them irritate me."

'And this is the small print in your travel insurance...'

'You don't even know you're doing it, do you?'

"My wife is quite keen on checking the finer details before we sign anything."