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"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

Girl in cow onesie.

Western Outfitters.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Australian Mobile Bar

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

Hipster Police Department

'After you with the camouflage.'

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

'Just think Nigel, if you weren't wearing grey socks and sandals this could be romantic.'

"Nobody told me it was formal."

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

"Arrr! I'm a product piracy victim! Someone sold me a faked parrot!"

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

"Something a little different this time or would sir care to look like a dick again?"

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

"I always get stuck in the wrong line."

'Mirriam. Where on earth did you get these coat-hangers?'

The Moth Menace.

"'Love makes a Subaru a Subaru' my eye!"

"No matter what one says, a safe remains a good way to keep your money safe."

Cathy was becoming increasingly buy-curious.

"I don't care if all your friends like that. You go back and put on some more insulation, young lady!"

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'