Fashion Investigator T-Shirts

Missing socks squad.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Leadership suits you

Men's business romper.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Cat Tie

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Keeping warm.

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

wattle covers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Changing Room Decisions

Congratulations on the new you!

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

His and Her wardrobe's