Fashion Investigator Prints

Missing socks squad.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Leadership suits you

Cat Tie

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Men's business romper.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Keeping warm.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

wattle covers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Changing Room Decisions

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

'Too much for the school run?'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

His and Her wardrobe's

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

Congratulations on the new you!