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How Pants Defy Gravity As We Age.

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"That shirt is so last year."

Spring. Fresh air, flowers, the sun emerging from the clouds. Women wearing tank tops. Testosterone blooms anew. Men wearing drool.

Boys looking at mannequins in a shop window

Two working class men commenting on a slender swell

Old style newsreader - a bit of a tit. New style newsreader - lots of tit. Spot the difference.

Beauty salon- "How did you manage to get so many creases out?"

'How very Teddington!'

"Be honest, does my sacrum look big in this?"

"We now begin to notice that very few major modern writers have had big hair."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Mating rituals

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

Girl in cow onesie.

Western Outfitters.

Two airplanes

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

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Australian Mobile Bar

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

Hipster Police Department

Easter Bonnet

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Hospital gown pageant.

The next big thing

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

"I got my hair straightened..."

"Something a little different this time or would sir care to look like a dick again?"