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"Did the perpetrator have any distinguishing marks?"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"That shirt is so last year."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Born to be Mild.

Artsy. Fartsy.

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

Hairstyles

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

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A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

"My husband's in advertising."

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

Jake decided to wear a suit for the first day of his new job.

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

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"Everytime I wear boxer shorts, the Fruit of the Loom guys start laughing."

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

Tattoo Parlour: 'I brought the pig because I have no space left.'

'What the heck? They're not cows, sheep, pigs, tigers, cats or unicorns: They're kids in onesies!'

'I want a bad-ass snake tattoo.'

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

'Edwards never comes out of his comfort zone.'

'The designer stubble is getting a little out of hand Rasputin!'

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'

"We now begin to notice that very few major modern writers have had big hair."

"My mum said the only way I could get a tattoo was over her dead body."