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"It's not what you think. I'm from South Dakota."

"I don't know why you wanted a tattoo at your age, Harold!"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Scarf puts hat back on.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Born to be Mild.

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Customer Convention

Artsy. Fartsy.

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

Hairstyles

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'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

Easter Bonnet

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

"My husband's in advertising."

Your Ad Here.

Hospital gown pageant.

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

The next big thing

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

Jake decided to wear a suit for the first day of his new job.

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"