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'George, when did you grow that stupid moustache?'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Dressed for Success!

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Leadership suits you

Men's business romper.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

Cat Tie

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Keeping warm.

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

New Suit.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

A Macaroni in 1772

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

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Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Out of kilter.

"I am dressed for the job I want."