Fashion Statement Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Edward, will you promise that if I die first you won't go crazy and get your nose pierced?'

'Nobody takes me seriously.'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Dressed for Success!

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Leadership suits you

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

Men's business romper.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Cat Tie

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Keeping warm.

New Suit.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

A Macaroni in 1772

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

wattle covers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'