Fashion Statement Enthusiast Prints

'Edward, will you promise that if I die first you won't go crazy and get your nose pierced?'

'Nobody takes me seriously.'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Dressed for Success!

Leadership suits you

Men's business romper.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Cat Tie

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Keeping warm.

A Macaroni in 1772

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Joined at the hipster.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

New Suit.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

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