Fashion Statements Prints

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Tarzan got an office job...

"Not bad, Marko - you made best-dressed on the ten worst-dressed list."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Born to be Mild.

Artsy. Fartsy.

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

Hairstyles

"My husband's in advertising."

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

Your Ad Here.

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

Jake decided to wear a suit for the first day of his new job.

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

Hoody Woodpecker.

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

Figure 1. Termite queen maternity wear

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

Tattoo Parlour: 'I brought the pig because I have no space left.'

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

'I want a bad-ass snake tattoo.'

Dog Tattoo

T-shirts will allegiance to different types of music on, while one guy has a shirt that reads 'middle of the road is all right with me.'

"I think she's fully committed to me - She got an 'I'm with stupid' TATTOO!"

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

'Edwards never comes out of his comfort zone.'

"I'm having second thoughts about my new bunny tattoo. I think it might make me look too scary and dangerous?"

"My mum said the only way I could get a tattoo was over her dead body."

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'

'What the heck? They're not cows, sheep, pigs, tigers, cats or unicorns: They're kids in onesies!'