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"Why speculate? Get your info straight from the source!"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Scarf puts hat back on.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Born to be Mild.

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

The Mummy's Purse...

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"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Hairstyles

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

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"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Easter Bonnet

"My husband's in advertising."

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

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I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."