Fashion Statement Lovers Gifts

"Why speculate? Get your info straight from the source!"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Joined at the hipster.

Scarf puts hat back on.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

Born to be Mild.

Artsy. Fartsy.

Customer Convention

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

The Mummy's Purse...

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Hairstyles

Suits 50% Off

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

Easter Bonnet

"My husband's in advertising."

Your Ad Here.

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Hospital gown pageant.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'