Fashion Statement Aficionado Gifts

'George, when did you grow that stupid moustache?'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Dressed for Success!

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Leadership suits you

Men's business romper.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

Cat Tie

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

New Suit.

A Macaroni in 1772

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Keeping warm.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

wattle covers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Out of kilter.