Fashion Statement Artist Gifts

'Are you going to keep that silly mustache for all eternity?'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Mikado

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Born to be Mild.

Artsy. Fartsy.

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

Hairstyles

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

"My husband's in advertising."

"Practicing my hate-face."

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

Your Ad Here.

Jake decided to wear a suit for the first day of his new job.

Hoody Woodpecker.

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

Figure 1. Termite queen maternity wear

Likes Makes Right

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

Tattoo Parlour: 'I brought the pig because I have no space left.'

"I'm having second thoughts about my new bunny tattoo. I think it might make me look too scary and dangerous?"

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'

'What the heck? They're not cows, sheep, pigs, tigers, cats or unicorns: They're kids in onesies!'