Artsy Fashionista Gifts

Mikado

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Great British Eccentrics.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I love the Shard

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

Carioca

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

Punkins

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Unicorn in the Woods

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Bernice Mountain Dog

Foxy lady

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

Burlyesque

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Watering can helmet.

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

The Formal Street Artist