Colorful Fashionista Gifts

A sweet and tender kiss

Carioca

Saul and the Pauls

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Mikado

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

The Dandy

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Bernice Mountain Dog

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Elton John

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Naked Furniture

Crocodile Shoes

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Haute Cuisine Meets Low Couture

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

Trying on boots

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

Joe's Tuxedos

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

"Do they make my feet look big?"

Work clothes.

'He's having a bad feather day.'