Edgy Fashionista Gifts

"Ouwth! Bid my toug"

Sir Winston Churchill

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Great British Eccentrics.

Mikado

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I love the Shard

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

Carioca

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

Unicorn in the Woods

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Foxy lady

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."

Burlyesque

Crocodile Shoes

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

The Formal Street Artist

Australian punk

Naked Furniture

Watering can helmet.