Edgy Fashionista Pillows

"Ouwth! Bid my toug"

Sir Winston Churchill

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Great British Eccentrics.

Mikado

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I love the Shard

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

Carioca

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Unicorn in the Woods

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Foxy lady

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."

Watering can helmet.

Crocodile Shoes

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Burlyesque

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Naked Furniture

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'