Edgy Fashion Lover Pillows

'Look at yourself! Ever since college, you've been different. You've changed!' Mark was right. His mother HAD changed.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Pastry Hat

Hats and Food

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Scarf puts hat back on.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

The Return Of The Minipants

Snapshots in Time

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

The latest in Eyewear.

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Trendies, INC

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Bald Man Overcomb

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"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Georgian head-dress

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Easter Bonnet