Magical Fashionista Gifts

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Dragon Hair-dryer.

Mikado

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

The girl with the sensible shoes.

Salad Hat

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

"Would you like to come up for a margarita?"

Beauty Shop

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

"Do they make my feet look big?"

"I don't know...it's just not you."

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

"Houston we have a problem...Andy's mom knitted his space suit."

Steampunk

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

'He's having a bad feather day.'

Fairy Queen

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

Winter Coat

"I guess they really are permanent."

'I hate it when she gets perms'

Kangaroo with fishing equipment.

"Here's another song about the merch table t-shirt you'll regret not buying."

Horse costume.

2 Live J. Crew

'Tah-DAH! -- Guess what I conquered!'

What's the key to being a great artist, Al? Is it the beret? Don't be silly, Axel. It's the smock.

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target