Mythical Fashionista Gifts

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'I hate it when she gets perms'

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

"I opted for the upgrades."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

Steampunk

Fairy Queen

"Would you like to come up for a margarita?"

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

Beauty Shop

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

Kangaroo with fishing equipment.

The lady is a Vamp.

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

2 Live J. Crew

"Here's another song about the merch table t-shirt you'll regret not buying."

"I guess they really are permanent."

"Eighty percent polyester."

'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'

"Take me to your tailor."

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

Most folks just go with the white.

'Tah-DAH! -- Guess what I conquered!'

Clothing on other planets

Clothes Encounters.

'It's MURDER putting on make-up with no reflection!'

GoodWitchBadWitch.com, online clothes catalogue for moody people. What do you think?

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'