Mythical Fashionista Pillows

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'I hate it when she gets perms'

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

"I opted for the upgrades."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

Beauty Shop

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

Fairy Queen

Steampunk

"Would you like to come up for a margarita?"

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

Kangaroo with fishing equipment.

2 Live J. Crew

"I guess they really are permanent."

The lady is a Vamp.

"Here's another song about the merch table t-shirt you'll regret not buying."

'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'

"Take me to your tailor."

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

'It's MURDER putting on make-up with no reflection!'

Clothes Encounters.

GoodWitchBadWitch.com, online clothes catalogue for moody people. What do you think?

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

'Tah-DAH! -- Guess what I conquered!'

Clothing on other planets

Finally, a fanny-pack he could be proud of.

Horn Hair