Spiritual Fashionista Pillows

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Mikado

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

"It isn't management's policy to allow the workers' to buy the leisure wear they manufacture at a discounted price - on the grounds that they don't have any leisure in which to wear it."

Likes Makes Right

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

Tonsure Toupee

"Since I'm not poor like you, I can afford to have scruples. . . I would never buy cheap clothes made with child labour."

Animal Hats

"I guess they really are permanent."

Basic Witch: Self-Care Guide For Fall

"Eighty percent polyester."

'I hate it when she gets perms'

Marriage Heaven

What's the key to being a great artist, Al? Is it the beret? Don't be silly, Axel. It's the smock.

"Do you sell any clothes that aren't made by Third World sweatshop labour?"

'So, where's the mall?'

Most folks just go with the white.

GoodWitchBadWitch.com, online clothes catalogue for moody people. What do you think?

"First Adam dumped me, then Bruno two-timed me. I'll always think of those guys as my first pair of heels."

Commodity Chains - Notes on the Global Garment Industry.

"Why don't I tell you a little bit about myself while you check to see if anything I'm wearing was made in a sweatshop."

"Rain, Your Holiness—may I suggest the plastic papal vestments?"

Cort, I'm ready to be a person of faith, it's totally hip. I'm ready to get my religion on. I'm down with the divine, you know what I'm saying? I want to get inizzle with the lordizzle. I must pray now.

'Hot pink would have been more slimming.'

"I'm off to join an anti-fur march in the city darling: they need all the support they can get..."

'It's fortunate that wearing a fur coat is indefensible.' 'I know. I can't afford one either.'

'Looks like her crocodile bag was genuine after all' - friends looking at well-fed crocodile and shoes which are all that is left of their friend.

1 million flock to see Pope give mass - 'Pope Idol.'