Spiritual Fashionista Pillows

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Mikado

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

Likes Makes Right

"It isn't management's policy to allow the workers' to buy the leisure wear they manufacture at a discounted price - on the grounds that they don't have any leisure in which to wear it."

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

Tonsure Toupee

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

"Since I'm not poor like you, I can afford to have scruples. . . I would never buy cheap clothes made with child labour."

Animal Hats

Basic Witch: Self-Care Guide For Fall

"I guess they really are permanent."

'I hate it when she gets perms'

Marriage Heaven

"Do you sell any clothes that aren't made by Third World sweatshop labour?"

GoodWitchBadWitch.com, online clothes catalogue for moody people. What do you think?

"First Adam dumped me, then Bruno two-timed me. I'll always think of those guys as my first pair of heels."

Commodity Chains - Notes on the Global Garment Industry.

"Why don't I tell you a little bit about myself while you check to see if anything I'm wearing was made in a sweatshop."

"I'm off to join an anti-fur march in the city darling: they need all the support they can get..."

1 million flock to see Pope give mass - 'Pope Idol.'

'Looks like her crocodile bag was genuine after all' - friends looking at well-fed crocodile and shoes which are all that is left of their friend.

'It's fortunate that wearing a fur coat is indefensible.' 'I know. I can't afford one either.'

"Rain, Your Holiness—may I suggest the plastic papal vestments?"

'There's no word for leisure in your language.'