Faith Fashionistas Pillows

Cort, I'm ready to be a person of faith, it's totally hip. I'm ready to get my religion on. I'm down with the divine, you know what I'm saying? I want to get inizzle with the lordizzle. I must pray now.

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

A woman in prayer

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

"Son of God or not, no one comes to church dressed like that."

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

If Adam and Eve were Baptist.

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

Tonsure Toupee

Holier Than Thou

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

"I guess they really are permanent."

"We've been trying on religion to see if it fits, and it does."

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

"Does this say 'Our Saviour', to you?"

Marriage Heaven

Monk sleeping with wig on wigstand.

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

'So, where's the mall?'

"I made a video of your water baptism..."

'I don't want to wear that, Mom!'

The youth pastor and worship leader compete for the skinniest jeans award.

Most folks just go with the white.

"Usually we wouldn't let you in the sanctuary dressed in robe and sandals, but seeing as you are Jesus we will make an exception..."

We're from the bible belt

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

"Rain, Your Holiness—may I suggest the plastic papal vestments?"

'The shroud of Turin, I love God'

"The Senior Center hated the new look but the Middle School went ballistic."

"I don't think God even cared that I had on two different colored socks!"

Orthodox Priest

"I'd like to buy my husband a yarmulke of the type worn by Rudy Giuliani."