Faith Fashionistas Gifts

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

A woman in prayer

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

"Son of God or not, no one comes to church dressed like that."

If Adam and Eve were Baptist.

Holier Than Thou

Tonsure Toupee

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

"I guess they really are permanent."

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

"We've been trying on religion to see if it fits, and it does."

"Does this say 'Our Saviour', to you?"

Marriage Heaven

Monk sleeping with wig on wigstand.

The youth pastor and worship leader compete for the skinniest jeans award.

'I don't want to wear that, Mom!'

"I made a video of your water baptism..."

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

"Usually we wouldn't let you in the sanctuary dressed in robe and sandals, but seeing as you are Jesus we will make an exception..."

We're from the bible belt

"The Senior Center hated the new look but the Middle School went ballistic."

"Rain, Your Holiness—may I suggest the plastic papal vestments?"

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

'The shroud of Turin, I love God'

"I don't think God even cared that I had on two different colored socks!"

Skullcap Area and Hard Hat Area.

"We're trying to decide which new church to join. So tell me, do you wear boxers or briefs?"

Orthodox Priest