Church Fashionista Gifts

"Rain, Your Holiness—may I suggest the plastic papal vestments?"

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

Casual Thursday

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"Son of God or not, no one comes to church dressed like that."

'Is this seat saved?' Fundamentalism Gone Awry.

If Adam and Eve were Baptist.

Tonsure Toupee

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

Holier Than Thou

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

A second life for Grandma's quilt.

"Lose the man bun and shave your head."

2 Live J. Crew

"Yes, confidence is something we look for in our employees,Mr. Wilson, but dress sense is important too."

"Does this say 'Our Saviour', to you?"

"I guess they really are permanent."

'They don't allow ponytails.'

'Is plaid holding me back?'

'Honey! I got promoted to long sleeves!'

"We've been trying on religion to see if it fits, and it does."

Need a pair of pants.

'Buying work clothes is expensive enough, but now I'm also spending a fortune on Casual Friday outfits.'

Marriage Heaven

'Hey Wilson, I just realised that we both wore the exact same shirt today.'

'I have a meeting with the boss in ten minutes. May I borrow your barrette?'

"MBA or not, get a haircut and cover up the tattoos."

'It's a power suit. I couldn't afford the cordless model.'