Church Fashionista Mugs

"Rain, Your Holiness—may I suggest the plastic papal vestments?"

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

Casual Thursday

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"Son of God or not, no one comes to church dressed like that."

If Adam and Eve were Baptist.

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

Tonsure Toupee

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

Holier Than Thou

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

A second life for Grandma's quilt.

"We've been trying on religion to see if it fits, and it does."

"Does this say 'Our Saviour', to you?"

'They don't allow ponytails.'

"I guess they really are permanent."

'Honey! I got promoted to long sleeves!'

'Is plaid holding me back?'

"Yes, confidence is something we look for in our employees,Mr. Wilson, but dress sense is important too."

2 Live J. Crew

"Lose the man bun and shave your head."

Need a pair of pants.

Marriage Heaven

'Buying work clothes is expensive enough, but now I'm also spending a fortune on Casual Friday outfits.'

'I have a meeting with the boss in ten minutes. May I borrow your barrette?'

"MBA or not, get a haircut and cover up the tattoos."

"I made a video of your water baptism..."

'Hey Wilson, I just realised that we both wore the exact same shirt today.'

'I'm well aware today is dress down Friday - this is my weekend tie.'