Religious Fashionista Mugs

'How to make two yarmulke out of one Brassiere.'

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

"Son of God or not, no one comes to church dressed like that."

"Old Mrs. Cranshaw is next, Doctor. Better put on your white jacket."

If Adam and Eve were Baptist.

Tonsure Toupee

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

"I guess they really are permanent."

Surgeon with hearts on his shirt.

Marriage Heaven

The youth pastor and worship leader compete for the skinniest jeans award.

Most folks just go with the white.

'So, where's the mall?'

Monk sleeping with wig on wigstand.

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

Bishop with mitre too big to get through door.

"Rain, Your Holiness—may I suggest the plastic papal vestments?"

"The Senior Center hated the new look but the Middle School went ballistic."

Cort, I'm ready to be a person of faith, it's totally hip. I'm ready to get my religion on. I'm down with the divine, you know what I'm saying? I want to get inizzle with the lordizzle. I must pray now.

Clerical Collars - Full Range of Styles.

Priest being photographed in ritualistic figure

"I'd like to buy my husband a yarmulke of the type worn by Rudy Giuliani."

Orthodox Priest

"Wow, you look so macho in your uniform, dear."

'Who knew God wears a snuggie?'

"We'd get more respect if they didn't call this surgical 'garb'."

"Why didn't I always wear a dress?"

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'