Religious Fashion Enthusiasts Gifts

"I'd like to buy my husband a yarmulke of the type worn by Rudy Giuliani."

A woman in prayer

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

If Adam and Eve were Baptist.

Tonsure Toupee

Michelangelo: God Creates the Rabbit

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

"Finally - a faith-based initiative I can embrace."

"OMG, a right wing, ultra conservative, radical religious nut."

'Yes! I can tell you why these two shouldn't be married. They stole those outfits from my formal wear store!'

Rowan Williams

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

The youth pastor and worship leader compete for the skinniest jeans award.

"This Bible save a veteran's life during the war."

Monk sleeping with wig on wigstand.

Bishop with mitre too big to get through door.

'Me? An Archbishop? God, no - I just like the hats.'

Saint Franchise of Assisi

Cort, I'm ready to be a person of faith, it's totally hip. I'm ready to get my religion on. I'm down with the divine, you know what I'm saying? I want to get inizzle with the lordizzle. I must pray now.

John the Baptist was clothes in camel's hair and eight locusts.

Clerical Collars - Full Range of Styles.

Orthodox Priest

Movers and Shakers

'How to make two yarmulke out of one Brassiere.'

"Wow, you look so macho in your uniform, dear."

'Walk damn it!'

'You think it's easy being me? You don't know how hard it is finding a pair of gloves that fit.'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'