Religious Apparel Aficionado Gifts

Orthodox Priest

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

Jesus Christo

"For goodness sake brother. Haven't you finished that note to the milkman yet?"

If Adam and Eve were Baptist.

Devil paints God.

Tonsure Toupee

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

It's ok to be a morning person, Ron, just not all day long.

Rowan Williams

"OMG, a right wing, ultra conservative, radical religious nut."

The youth pastor and worship leader compete for the skinniest jeans award.

Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'

Monk sleeping with wig on wigstand.

Good Luck

"This Bible save a veteran's life during the war."

"My uncle can turn a twenty-dollar bill into wine."

'Drink up, Helmut...'

Bishop with mitre too big to get through door.

'Hot pink would have been more slimming.'

"I like it here, except it's just the one outfit."

Saint Franchise of Assisi

Cort, I'm ready to be a person of faith, it's totally hip. I'm ready to get my religion on. I'm down with the divine, you know what I'm saying? I want to get inizzle with the lordizzle. I must pray now.

Welsh dresser.

Old Goopta wants to be reincarnated as fog? Yes. He will be mist.

'Me? An Archbishop? God, no - I just like the hats.'

John the Baptist was clothes in camel's hair and eight locusts.

Clerical Collars - Full Range of Styles.

Scottish Man Confuses Children Over Which Bathroom To Use.

"All my dirndls are at the dry cleaner's."

"Annunciation."