Religious Attire Gifts

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'How to make two yarmulke out of one Brassiere.'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"Holy moly!"

Jesus Christo

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

"You'll be in charge of the music down here."

If Adam and Eve were Baptist.

Judges laughing

Tonsure Toupee

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

'Yes! I can tell you why these two shouldn't be married. They stole those outfits from my formal wear store!'

'I remember baptising him when he was a baby, and that was the last I saw of him until he rolled in here today.'

Rowan Williams

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

'I'm new here-where are all the nuns?'

The youth pastor and worship leader compete for the skinniest jeans award.

Man getting dressed captures small child in the material,

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

Bishop with mitre too big to get through door.

Cort, I'm ready to be a person of faith, it's totally hip. I'm ready to get my religion on. I'm down with the divine, you know what I'm saying? I want to get inizzle with the lordizzle. I must pray now.

"I like it here, except it's just the one outfit."

'Hot pink would have been more slimming.'

"He overcame his vow of silence by texting on his phone."

'Me? An Archbishop? God, no - I just like the hats.'

"We've been getting complaints about our door-to-door scythe sales."

Clerical Collars - Full Range of Styles.

Twelfth Day of Christmas

German Woodsman

"I'd like to buy my husband a yarmulke of the type worn by Rudy Giuliani."

Pleased to meet you.

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'