Faith And Fashion Fusion Gifts

Tonsure Toupee

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

A woman in prayer

'Let there be cool.'

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

"Son of God or not, no one comes to church dressed like that."

If Adam and Eve were Baptist.

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

Basic Witch: Self-Care Guide For Fall

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

Where legal teams but their outfits.

'The hood gives it street cred.'

The youth pastor and worship leader compete for the skinniest jeans award.

Monk sleeping with wig on wigstand.

Aura Ashley - Mediumwear.

"Rain, Your Holiness—may I suggest the plastic papal vestments?"

"I'd like to buy my husband a yarmulke of the type worn by Rudy Giuliani."

Engineering and Engine Earring

Orthodox Priest

"Wow, you look so macho in your uniform, dear."

'How to make two yarmulke out of one Brassiere.'

"Whoa! Do I look that Viking-y?"

Person who is both man and woman looks into mirror, with bath towel that reads, 'his/hers'.

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'Street cred? How do I get it?'