Religious Attire Collector Gifts

Clerical Collars - Full Range of Styles.

Bishop with mitre too big to get through door.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

"Ahem."

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

"It was a crime of fashion."

Too Much?

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

If Adam and Eve were Baptist.

Pirate trying on parrots.

Bad Outfit Alarm.

'As marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition, my advice is that you trade ends occasionally.'

'When he said he was interested in balls I thought he meant football.'

Post Office. Personnel. If we get the job, do we get a letter sweater?

A superhero getting dressed in the morning.

"OK, Thomas. This is the last form of i.d. I have."

'I don't care if cows do know more about cowboys - I'm tired of always having to be the Indian.'

"Just as I thought. Beans on toast, so I dressed for dinner."

Purple dress

'The decision is strictly up to you, Walter...I'll only tell you which ones you can't have.'

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

"Forget about what else is going on in the world. As soon as we put on this uniform, it's our job to remain creepy."