Religious Attire Collector Pillows

Clerical Collars - Full Range of Styles.

Bishop with mitre too big to get through door.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

"Trust me – she's a witch."

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

Too Much?

"Ahem."

"It was a crime of fashion."

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

If Adam and Eve were Baptist.

Bad Outfit Alarm.

Pirate trying on parrots.

'When he said he was interested in balls I thought he meant football.'

A superhero getting dressed in the morning.

'As marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition, my advice is that you trade ends occasionally.'

"OK, Thomas. This is the last form of i.d. I have."

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'The decision is strictly up to you, Walter...I'll only tell you which ones you can't have.'

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

"Forget about what else is going on in the world. As soon as we put on this uniform, it's our job to remain creepy."

Weekend Wig

'I don't care if cows do know more about cowboys - I'm tired of always having to be the Indian.'