Biblical Wardrobe Aficionado Gifts

John the Baptist was clothes in camel's hair and eight locusts.

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

Moses as a child.

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Joseph and his coat

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

"No, we can't have a lawyer look at them first!"

If Adam and Eve were Baptist.

DVD and Goliath - "When Harry met Sally on widescreen, mmm"

The Three Wise Women

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

'We only have a few rules around here but we really enforce them.'

'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

'Fairy friday.'

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

It's ok to be a morning person, Ron, just not all day long.

David meets Goliath's lawyer.

"KJV, NIV, ESV, NKJV, how about just God's word."

Teddy for each day of the week

Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'

'I know you want to draw attentin to your blog, but having a wardrobe malfunction won't help.'

The youth pastor and worship leader compete for the skinniest jeans award.

Maid asking whether waistcoats are to be the fashion for the summer

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'

“If I buy this sweater, we’ll also have to buy a rustic little place upstate.”

Dinosaurs miss Noah's Ark.

'I need this year's fashion, please.' - 'Trouble is, sir, you have last year's body.'