Biblical Wardrobe Aficionado Gifts

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

Moses as a child.

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

Joseph and his coat

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

"No, we can't have a lawyer look at them first!"

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

If Adam and Eve were Baptist.

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?

"Is that my skirt?!!"

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

DVD and Goliath - "When Harry met Sally on widescreen, mmm"

The Three Wise Women

'We only have a few rules around here but we really enforce them.'

'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

'Fairy friday.'

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

David meets Goliath's lawyer.

"KJV, NIV, ESV, NKJV, how about just God's word."

Maid asking whether waistcoats are to be the fashion for the summer

Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'

The youth pastor and worship leader compete for the skinniest jeans award.

'I know you want to draw attentin to your blog, but having a wardrobe malfunction won't help.'

Teddy for each day of the week

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'

“If I buy this sweater, we’ll also have to buy a rustic little place upstate.”

Dinosaurs miss Noah's Ark.

Purple cape

'I need this year's fashion, please.' - 'Trouble is, sir, you have last year's body.'