Biblical Aficionado Gifts

'We only have a few rules around here but we really enforce them.'

"No, we can't have a lawyer look at them first!"

'Planning permission was no problem but I'm having a hell of a job getting insurance for it!'

"Meet The Author"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Nun Fight.

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Ten Commandments

The First Printed Bible

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Ironing Punctuation

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

Noah's ark, many lions

My Literary Influences

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

Christian and Born again Christian...

Moses as a child.

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."