Biblical Stories Aficionado Gifts

Dinosaurs miss Noah's Ark.

DVD and Goliath - "When Harry met Sally on widescreen, mmm"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

Moses as a child.

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

Regifts of the Magi

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."

Adam and Eve in Paradise

Moses' TV guide.

Forbidden Vegetable

Soldier to David about Goliath: 'You did that with a step, a flick and a follow-through? Talk about high impact exercise!'

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'