Biblical Story Enthusiasts Gifts

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

'Well David Chuck, let's see your ideal partner...'

Haman as a child

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

"Well it doesn't say, but I doubt that the voyage was sponsored by a pet food company."

'Oh, ick! -- I just stepped on a fish!'

Noah's Ark - "I'm staying put, a bit of rain never hurt anyone."

Dove returns to the ark carrying Noah's golf ball.

'No way! I bet you can't get her to eat the apple...'

"Hi! I'm on the ship!"

'How do we know YOU'RE not bearing false witness?'

'Strawberries give me the hives... how about an apple?'

'It's the Ark! Got that? Stop calling it 'The Good Ship Lollipop'.'

'If you like Adam, wait till you see the SEQUEL.'

'They're not supposed to have any love interest!'

"I've got my own commandments, Little Yahweh."

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"Adam, how many times do I have to tell you to put your laundry in the basket!"

Balloon animals

"I say, Sir Reginald, have you noticed anything peculiar about this voyage?"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).