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'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

'Well David Chuck, let's see your ideal partner...'

Haman as a child

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

"Well it doesn't say, but I doubt that the voyage was sponsored by a pet food company."

'Oh, ick! -- I just stepped on a fish!'

Noah's Ark - "I'm staying put, a bit of rain never hurt anyone."

Dove returns to the ark carrying Noah's golf ball.

'No way! I bet you can't get her to eat the apple...'

"When I move out of this whale, I'd like to sublet my space. That's why I had all my stuff shipped here."

"Hi! I'm on the ship!"

'How do we know YOU'RE not bearing false witness?'

'Strawberries give me the hives... how about an apple?'

'It's the Ark! Got that? Stop calling it 'The Good Ship Lollipop'.'

'If you like Adam, wait till you see the SEQUEL.'

'They're not supposed to have any love interest!'

"I've got my own commandments, Little Yahweh."

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"Adam, how many times do I have to tell you to put your laundry in the basket!"

Balloon animals

"I say, Sir Reginald, have you noticed anything peculiar about this voyage?"

I tried to call 911, but do you know how hard it is to get reception inside a whale?

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper